This is great and ridiculous. Who knew Capitol Hill was so much like BYU?
Senator, Senator, Make Me a Match: For Staff, Schumer Is Cupid
a collection of all things good in the world, or reasons why it's not all bad
"I'm not ashamed to say that I want to be good. And I've found in my life that it has been critically important that this was established between me and the Lord, so that I knew that he knew which way I committed my agency. I went before him and said, I'm not neutral, and you can do with me what you want. If you need my vote, it's there. I don't care what you do with me, and you don t have to take anything from me because I give it to you everything, all I own, all I am, and that makes the difference."